Who New..

No one knows what to expect from the news and today's news is no exception.
Take a look:

1: Hip hip hooray for sand! It has more uses than just for us to lay on at the beach.
Thank God it stopped the water...

Sandbags save town-cnn.com

2: He can't impeach the President, maybe the rug is clogging his mind...

Rep. Dennis Kucinich impeaches President Bush—in his mind-236.com

3: There is nothing funny about this...

Latest Cheney Tape May Contain Evidence Of His Whereabouts-theonion.com

4: Oh goodness, is it a surprise that she lost...

Hillary Clinton-hypocrites.com

5: Over crowding doesn't just happen in jails and prisons...

Record load weighs on mass transit-msnbc.msn.com

6: Those flashes in the sky are more dangerous than we know...

How to Protect Your Property from Lightning-motherearthnews.com

7: Is Congress helping us during this "oil crisis"?...

The Battle to Drill-foxnews.com

8: Using Mickey Mouse to poke fun at people is just wrong...

Conservative Group Funds New Anti-McCain Campaign, Promoting "Mickey Mouse"-duckplops

9: The rain needs to stop in the midwest...

Flooded Midwest Means Higher Food Prices; Storms Still Strangle Region-abcnews.go.com

10: It's all in the name...

Lesbos(ians) Sue Over Lesbian Name-hypocrisy.com

This is Foo Moo signing off. Good day.